Engineer: "Let's build a family of our own, will you marry me?"
Psychopathic: "I love you so much if you refuse me I'll kill you"
Psychotic: "I know you love me so much so will you marry me? but if you refuse I'll kill myself"
Bipolar: "I loved you so much until 5 minutes ago and was going to propose until you angered me so much but if I had asked would you marry me?"
Shy: "I think I love you. I think I will marry you. Will you think about marrying me?"
Machoism: "Will you go to bed with me and make a lot of babies at least twice a day from now on?"
Jack ass joe: "Will you marry me? If you say no, it's your loss baby"
Religious: "Let's break our oath of chastity, will you marry me"
Fundamentalist: "You're either with me as my wife or you're my enemy"
Comedian: "I'm too broke to marry you so will you marry me?"
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