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@ The Avan Lady:
Sorry for activating your dormanty brain cells. I understand that they are on and off watches...
How about this one:
A Hindu, a Rabbi and a Televangelist were wandering through the Midwest and approaching a fram. They requested the farmer to spend the night at the farmhouse. Of course the framer agreed, but he excused himself for having only two spare beds.
"I'll sleep in the manger" the Hindu said. "I am used to a simple life." The rabbi and the televangelist settled in the guestroom, but after a few moments there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu, saying that there was a holy cow in the stable so he was not alowed to sleep there. "No problem", said the rabbi, "I'll sleep there." But again, a few minutes later, the rabbi knocked on the door, saying that there was a pig in the manger, so it was not kosher. "Halleluja" said the televangelist,: "I guess it's my turn then to share this night with the creatures of the living God. Amen!"
Within a few minutes there was another knock on the door: The cow and the pig requesting to spend the night inside the farm...
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