I'd turn it into a house. Have her dry docked in my yard and dig a canal all the way to Lake Michigan for when I wanted to take her out.
Oh the many dreams...
Man: "Hey baby - wanna come over?"
Woman: "Sure - where do you live?"
Man: "Anywhere I choose to put my house."
Woman: "Wait - you live in a trailer and you drive a Ferarri?"
Man: "No, silly, how is it not obvious - I live in an aircraft carrier!"
Woman:
Man:
