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That shouldn't be difficult. Assuming that your wife is female, she is likely governed by typically female behaviours as defined by human sexual selection pressure, which is to say that she seeks a dominant position over other females.
Given that, you simply need to change her mentality to accept the obvious rationality of parking her car far from the entrance. Just rationalize it by gently suggesting that she is embodying physical fitness by walking so far and that doing so makes her better than other females. Employ such a concept with a modicum of emotional sensitivity and she'll dance like a puppet. All you really have to do is make her think that she's demonstrating better behaviour than other females, and evolutionary biology does the rest. Very simple. Very straightforward.
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I did not have to do any of that. I simply advised her if she did not want her $41,000.00 Mercury Mountaineer destroyed it is best to park between a Mercedes and Porche. If she can not locate that right spot she is to move further out. Sometimes she asks me if I want to park my KIA next to were I plan on pulling in!!! She has the idea. She looks now for that pile of crap car and parks on the otherside of the lot from it. She likes her vehicle and wishes to keep it as clean and dent free as possible
