Robot.
Yeah. Y'know that big guy in the Terminator movies? The one with the funny way of saying "I'll be back"? Yeah, he was a star pupil of mine, though I never could get his speech software sorted. Skynet and I used to hang out and miss quantum physics calculations by ten-trillionths of a decimal place, just to make the geeks go back and recheck their hundreds of thousands of lines of code for errors. We'd act all stupid and dumb, and they'd be all like, "Well, we almost have artificial intelligence" and we'd sit there and whisper to each other, "Yeah, you sure do." It was classic.
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At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true
When here they’ve done their duty
The bowl of grog shall still renew
And pledge to love and beauty.
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