The most unlikely last words heard by bin Laden before he died:
"They saved me fifty percent on my car insurance..."
"I just heard that the Goths were eliminated from the Amazing Race."
"Har! Nobody saw that one coming?"
"Hey John! I *made out with your Mom last night!"
"Really. Was she any good?"
"Good God, Matthews. I told you the bean dip was a bad idea."
"Can't have Fritos without bean dip, amigo."
*cleaned up for family-friendliness