To celebrate the event there seem to be a lot of ads for faux royal wedding rings on late night US television lately. I saw one last night priced at a mere $19.99, complete with "certificate of authenticity." I can't help wondering what that certificate says.
Perhaps something like:
"Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of an AUTHENTIC fake royal wedding ring. Exactly like the one Chuck gave Di and Will gave Kate, except of course for the materials, workmanship, value, history and everything else. It is complete with an AUTHENTIC fake sapphire, surrounded by AUTHENTIC fake diamonds, and set in AUTHENTIC fake sterling silver. You can't get much more AUTHENTIC than that."
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