"Snoozefest?" What about all the very uber-exciting racing storylines?
- Will the Pirelli tires degredate into puddles of stinky black goo before the end of the formation lap?
- Will it rain in Sepang? When?
- Will it rain some more in Sepang? When?
- Will using KERS result in an increase in global warming, or just post-nucelar apocalytpic indigestion?
- Is the little flap on the rear wing that opens and closes at the driver's command really deserving of a 25 cent name like "drag reduction system" if it's whole purpose appears to be to give the TV talkers multiple chances every lap to say "HE'S OPERATING THE DRS!!!!!" as if 17th place had suddenly produced hellfire rockets out of its radiator ducts?
- Will Massa punch out Alonso before Nico punches out Michael, or should he wait until Hungary?
- Does Lewis Hamilton know all of the Pussycat Dolls? Or just the one?
This is pure FIA excitement, I tell you. Plus, I hear that there's a race, too.