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Originally Posted by Krauter
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As you wish. So this one time, I was delivering mail to one of the infantry platoons were were supposed to support. We were in camp Fallujah, so there was no danger involved, or so I thought. Anyways, I walk into the platoon barracks and the crazy infantry ****ers are having a competition to see who can ejaculate the farthest. No kidding. As if that wasn't enough, they got mad at me for interrupting to deliver mail. Like I'm the one who is doing something wrong!
Then this other time, I was returning from a late-night supply run. I had to swing by the mess to fill my truck with provisions for the line companies that were in the field. Pretty standard. As I'm returning the truck to the motor pool, I drive by a port-a-potty that has like twenty soldiers and even a few officers lined up by it. I didn't think much of it at the time. I just figured the other portable toilets were in poor condition, not at all unusual. The next day, I find out that 15 Marines were subjected to non-judicial punishment. The reason? Paying for oral sex on a military base. I never found out what happened to the girl.
You asked for stories, and I delivered. I've got better ones if you want to hear them.