UK Definitions:
Chips = Potatoes cut thickly and cooked in oil. Usually found wrapped in newspaper accompanied by aquatic life (now deceased).
Fries = Potatoes (we think) cut thinly, fried to an inch of their life until breaking of teeth is ensured. Usually found in the hands of spotty adolescents after visiting MacDonalds.
Crisps = Things in Walker packets.
Cracker = Who cares, only grannies eat crackers and then complain about painful dentures.
/discussion.
All other definitions are mute.
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