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Old 03-12-11, 12:39 PM   #19
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Wait until you get older and the doctors want to take an "alternate" route.
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Been there, had that done (wimped out and asked for a general anesthetic).

When I was in the Military, I had my first sigmoidoscopy. There was no option of general anesthetic.

Well in the Military you are a piece of meat. So there I was no Sh.. Well literally none as I had this tube up my rear.

I was in a kneeling position with my butt high and my head low, while this doctor was raping me with 100' of 5" fire hose. I swear that this doctor graduated from Roto Rooter.

Then the class walks in..

A group of young female technicians (18-24) attending class came in to observe. Talk about complete humilation

No privacy, no dignity, all of a sudden I was a "teaching aid".

Just me, my anus, and about 5000 feet of steel cable. and yes, I was facing the class all through this.

Probably the most humiliation I have ever had.

Ahh the good ole days in the military... boy they sucked!
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