Shortly after posting that, if there is a lock-out, it would be a great time for us to invest in a SUBSIM team. We'd need a prime location, somewhere where the weather is nice and a large population our tourist destination:
Las Vegas.
We'll also need a catchy team name, but fierce and mean sounding. Something that also could have an awesome emblem:
Torpedoes.
Las Vegas Torpedoes, kinda catchy
We know that the teams generate millions of dollars, and all we'd really be looking for is 1-2 million, and then we can buy Neal a submarine, and have all of our wild submarine-owning dreams come true!