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Old 03-01-11, 02:18 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Chad View Post
Programmer in training

Reminds me of a joke, and I probably heard it on here, but I'll tell it anyways.

A programmer's wife asks her husband to go to supermarket to buy some bread. He agrees and on his way out, she also remarks, "If there are any eggs, buy six!"

The man returns shortly later with six loaves of bread
imports husband.shopping

public class husband 1

Private Sub husband_goshopping

Dim breadtobuy as integer
Dim numbereggs as integer
if numbereggs > 0 then
breadtobuy = 6
end if
buy cake, number = bread to buy

End sub
End class
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