Pulled off some random web sites, so no idea as to accuracy:
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.
- Dylan Thomas
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
- Oscar Wilde
And then I ran into this:
http://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/index.html
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Canonical List of Famous Last Words
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(roleplaying : fantasy and sf)
Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of roleplaying sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest in peace.
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Some of my favorites from there:
"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."
"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."
"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."
"Hey, the pyramid's glowing. I didn't think it could do that."
"Cool! Crocodiles!"
"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."
"What do you mean 'It's ticking'?"
"I'll distract the dragon!"
"Damn, it's getting hot in here. By the way, what's that smell?"
"Well, what little damage can be done with a Katana..."
"Geez... that guy looks mad now. Can I un-cast that fireball?"
"Ohh never mind that, that's just a rabbit."