So we (Us in the know) have seen a large percentile increase in humor on this forum as of late. As a carefully coordinated result threads are getting completely derailed. So we (Us in the know) are now letting you know that in fact we now know about your coordinated efforts to make we (Us in the know) Laugh.
Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly to you (Those not in the know) by we (Us in the know) for the crime of humor. Now the punishment shall be handed out on the basis of how hard we (Us in the know) Laugh at you (Those not in the know) and how often you (Those not in the know) make we (Us in the know) spit soda on our keyboards.
The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.
Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs
And having to watch this
