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Originally Posted by Abraham
But you know that this is only half the truth.
You forgot about all the other Jews from all over the US moving towards that tiny slice of desert, often forcibly kicked out by other Americans. But instead of those Texans taking the Jewish houses all over the US, the State of Texas puts them in refugee camps around the tiny slice and none of the other US States want to accept them so they end up getting multi-million dollar refugee subsidies from the UN for doing nothing but complaining about the tiny slice.
In the meantime the Jews take the slice of Texan desert and make it fertile and prosporous.
Only then the US starts whining about the Jewish "occupation" of "American" land.
And uh... don't forget to throw into the equation that the Jews are of course an Indian tribe that happened to live in the Texas area long before European colonisation.
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But this of course will pave the way for a radical right-wing party whose claim it is that the top of the capitalist pyramid is run by money-hungry Jews. The party's leader, who's not even a US citizen but Canadian, rapidly usurps the political ranks and promises to get America out of the deficit it's currently in. A deficit for which the Jews of course are responsible. The culmination comes about when the White House mysteriously is set ablaze, and the blame naturally falls on the Jews. This gives the Canadian upstart an excuse to get a motion passed which renders the system of checks and balances null and void, as it's easier to fix something if one's hands aren't tied.
To reduce corruption, Jews are consequently restricted from governmental positions, and to prevent them spreading all out of control they are also barred from marrying non-Jews. The inevitable conclusion, however, is that the Jews have to go. Anywhere, but not here. For some reason the Jews, wanting to leave, are bogged down in red tape, and those settling down in the neighbouring countries get something of a raw deal because:
Canada, impressed by what their countryman has achieved in the US, naturally wants to be part of this new Great America, which also expands south to include the Sudeten-Americans in Mexico. Guantanamo Base must also be "liberated", because it's trapped on the other side of the Corridor (Cuba). By now the non-aggression pact with Europe starts to look shaky (which was formed when the US and Europe decided to get Iraq together - the UN had said, "do not attack Iraq or else", but as it turned out didn't lift a finger), especially since the UN has just allowed the US to annex left and right as they please. And true enough, the Americans are eventually fed up with the "Euro-trash" across the pond, and so they prepare for military operations on the Eastern front.
Meanwhile, the Jews aren't quite getting out fast enough for the Americans, and what do you know, Canada and Mexico were also infested with Jews. So they are forced into ghettoes at first, but when that doesn't work they're stowed into reservation-camps along with other undesirables (cherokees, iroquis, navajo etc.). The EU hears the reports but shrugs and says, "that's not my pigeon".
And now the stage is set for terriffic uboat battle in the Atlantic.