[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

OK, out of curiosity, I googled that.... Now.... even after googling that line, I'm pretty sure obscure hipsters call this reference pretty *******ing obscure.


Dhaulagiri 8.172 metres. La muntanya de les tempestes (1981)?

The movie was called 72 meters...

Warrant officer Mikhailov: It's like this... We have been sent from Norway, as a lend-lease aid, you know, a batch of latex girls. You know, inflated rubber girls... It is strong latex. 3 mm, the average size.

Chernenko: For what?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: Not for what, but for whom. For the captain and for the [first] mate. But keep it underthe hat, since the batch is small. The crew somehow manages, but these guys...

Chernenko: Are you kidding?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: Not at all. They've no you-know-what for 6 months on end. So you have to receive them.

Chernenko: Where shall I receive them?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: At the storage facility. I'll show you the way.
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Chernenko: Good afternoon, comrade captain!

Captain Yanychar: Same to you. So, have you been debriefed already?

Chernenko: Yes, but there is a little predicament.

Captain Yanychar: What predicament?


Chernenko: Women...

Captain Yanychar: What women?

Chernenko: From Norway. Lend-leased latex girls. For you and for the mate. [The XO shakes his head] They say they've run out of them.

[Mikhailov smiles]

Captain Yanychar [to the crew]: Well, my dear busters, Won't I pepper your asses!