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Originally Posted by STEED
I see jim has been hanging around with his good mate down the pub again, Prince Philip.  |
Your right...we got on talking about some of his customery gaffs and he gave me a few examples/stories
China State Visit, 1986
If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.
To a blind women with a guide
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
To an Aborigine in Australia
“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
To a driving instructor in Scotland
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
After the Dunblane shooting
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
On key problems facing Brazil
“Brazilians live there”