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Originally Posted by danexpat
I'm tryin', I'm tryin'! 
Dear BdU: Please send torpedoes. |
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Originally Posted by STEED
From BdU: We are not in the habit sending ells out free of charge to the Allies, clearly your the enemy as you use the word torpedo which we do not recognize. There for we would be more than willing to sink you free of charge.  |
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Originally Posted by danexpat
Dear BdU:
Contrary to assertions in last message my loyalties should be assured precisely because I must beg for scheisse German torpedoes. Doubt you would know an eel from a herring you stupid desk monkey.
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I don't know whether to make the popcorn now, or wait until he tries to requisition some toilet paper.