Aliens on Mars...
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3406300128.html
I linked it - its on the interwebs... it must be true.
Seriously, back to the OP - I do like the homeless quote. Goes to show how stupid the idea is that if you can't afford health insurance, we will charge you a fine. I guess few on the left have ever heard the old saying "You can't get blood out of a turnip".