Parent knocking on Son's bedroom door.. Bang Bang. "Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
"Nothing Mom"
"Johnny are you demon whacking in your room producing devil DNA?"
"No Mom"
"Johnny, you know that self made sexual solo acts on youself will harden your soul and you will become Satan’s charcoal."
(snicker, she said harden) "I know Mom I know."
"Johnny, you know the spirits of your dead relatives are watching you if you are pounding yourself in adult wet dreamland?
(Great aunty Doris. She was hot in her day. MMMmmmmm Chicka Chicka Wawa)
"Johnny?"
"What Mom! I'm not doing anything!"
