[krashkart]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

ZOMFG OH NOOOOEEEEES!!!!!! People kissing and people with guns killing people!!! And even [shiver] ALCOHOL!!!

What are we gonna do now? That kid is never gonna be able to lead a normal life again! Never will he be able to have sex or take a drink, without being reminded of this traumatic experience from his childhood!!!! Because of this he won't be able to have sex, so he'll become a nerd. But he can't become a nerd because he can't play games. So he'll end up as an emo

The main thrust of the article is that the book was found in a school library. OMFG how did that happen?

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Edited significantly.