I was a Sagittarius, but now appear to be this new-fangled Ophiuchus.
Traits (my annotations italicized):
-prone to change--I am a creature of habit
-instinctual and impulsive--Creature of habit
-jovial, good humored--I like to think so
-honest--Occasionally
-intellectual--I like to think so
-emotional and intuitive--Intuitive, but not particularly emotional
-passionate, powerful--Stop, you're making me blush
-hard to commit to lovers--Better not let the Mrs. read that one
-jealous--True. Envy is my most common deadly sin
-overly critical of things disliked--Absolutely
-cordial, clever, and creative--And a snappy dresser
-curious--What do you mean by that?
-exciting and magnetic--And my teeth do that 'ding' thing when I smile
-irresponsible and restless--No, I tend to be pretty on top of things
-have penetrating eyes--Look into my eyes.....
-able to tell people what they want/like to hear--You're doing just great, and that tie looks marvelous!
-passion for justice--Power to the people!
-imaginative--Maybe
-master of the written/spoken word--Just let me adjust my tie here
-procrastinator--No, I am almost compulsive about getting things done
-passionate lover--Doing the eyebrow thing right now
-like unlimited freedom, unusual ideas, and flirting--I have a feeling that this is refering to the above trait
-dislike surface information, being taken advantage of, demeaning work--The Morlocks will inherit the Earth
-like hidden causes, truth, involvement, persuasion, and being the undisputed best at something--Yes, I enjoy being good at things
-dislike disapproval, being safe/secure/confined, administrative details, and having my honesty doubted--No, I do not enjoy having nasty things said about me
-violent temper--No, quite the opposite, almost to a fault
-require praise--I do have bouts of insecurity
-defensive--See above
-am everything and it's opposite--I am what I am
-sexual magnetism--How you doin'?
-rebellious--You'll never stop the Cobras
- sarcastic--Not me. Never.
-tendency to discard friends when not 'useful'--I wonder what mookie has done for me lately
-secretive--Stop looking over here
-belong to multiple groups of friends--unable to be 'labeled'--Don't try to change me baby
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