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Old 01-09-11, 05:57 PM   #11
desirableroasted
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Originally Posted by Aspen View Post
Gentleman! If I may say something...

I suggest never attacking task forces when you haven't got that deep under keel.
Uncle Karl: So, young man, I am giving you a U-boat command.

Roasty: Oh, hell yeah!

Karl: Now, you do know the tactical advantages of a U-boat?

Roasty: Dinner is always swaying slightly sickeningly just beyond my navigator?

Karl: (smirk) Your U-boat's only tactical advantage is that it moves in a three-dimensional space. Your opponents only move in two-dimensional space.

Roasty: (ding!!) 200 meters of depth is my friend!

Karl: (beaming) Here are the keys. Prien banged it up a bit, but we rolled out those dents. And no one drives new in CE33 anyway.

Roasty: (maddly scribbling) 200 meters = good. 50 meters = No birthday.
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