I've got one to beat you.
I live in a
very rural area, where the only thing available is dial-up, or satellite internet.
For my own sanity we have satellite, which is still incredibly slow AND way over priced. We are limited to 400MBs daily! If we go over by 1bit over that 400mb, they turn our internet off for a whole day for their "Fair Access policy" which is crap.
http://consumer.hughesnet.com/plans....=05141PPChncom
We have Power 200. And even then we are not even CLOSE to those speeds. I get about 30kb down, and on a great day, 5 up.