OMG I knew I should've written a speech!!!
Wow, this is totally the greatest honor I have ever received on Teh Internets.
Okay, it's actually the
only honor I've ever received on Teh Internets, but still...
*dramatic pause*
I'd like to thank the Academy... hey, why is the band playing? I'M NOT DONE YET!!!
In all seriousness, congrats to all the winners/runners-up and thanks to everyone here for being such good people and such great fun.