Ooo! I want a band playing as I pull back into harbour as well. And I want them playing something different than "Deutschland, Deutschland". I think it was Kretschmer, in an interview, who said that they used to play one particular march upon each return. It was only after the war he found out the name of this march - Stars and Stripes Forever...
No joke, though. If I want to sail back all on my own without pressing Esc, I want a bit extra for the effort. I want the band, and I want tonnage flags to be flown. And the crew to be lined up smartly, dammit!
If SH4 is set to the Pacific, I have long longed for a Japanese submarine carreer...