Best thing about today's subs: you're in a big tube far underwater so big storms on the surface don't affect you much.
Worst things about today's subs: you're in a big tube, far underwater.
You pick which matters more. I only have this advice for submariners: Keep track of the number of times you dive. Add the number of times you surface. Divide the total by two. If your answer's not a whole number, don't open the hatch.
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At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true
When here they’ve done their duty
The bowl of grog shall still renew
And pledge to love and beauty.
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