I have like a million of these.
I had the WIERDEST ****ing dream last night. I dreamt that I went to the movies to see LOTR and I saw a ****ed up version of it. Here is how it went...
A bunch of thieves broke into Sauron's mansion, and started stealing s**t. One of then found a shiney thing, and it transported them all into Sauron's "Happy Dimension of Everlasting Innocence", which was kinda like Never Neverland from Peter Pan.
And Sauron was like GARRR! Evil adults in my dimension of innocence!? How dare they! I will send children and baby goblins to get them good!
And so the thieves escaped from the dimension and met the kids and goblins. The goblins were the CUTEST d*mn thing you ever saw, sooo cute, and cuddly. And so the kids were like "Greetings, we are from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we were send by Lord Sauron to tell you not to go into his Happy Dimension of Everlasting Innocence because you are perverted adults."
And they were like "S**T S**T S**T MAN! SAURON! S**T S**T!" and they went crazy.
And in the movie theatre I was like "WTF? This isn't LOTR!"
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