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Old 10-20-05, 04:32 AM   #1
Kissaki
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Default Bloody insolent mutineers...

Why is the helmsman shooshing me when we're running silent? Oh yes, I've seen the crew giving me impudent looks from time to time. I'm the skipper, dammit! You don't shoosh me, I shoosh you!

But I'll get them back. I've intentionally left the food out, so they'll have nothing but rotten and moldy food by the end of the patrol. Then we'll see who's laughing. Hah!


Incidentally, how do the bananas manage to stay ripe even after 60 days on patrol? And how come they call me "KaLeun"... even if it's plain to everyone with eyes that I'm merely a Lt. Sr.?

And am I the only one who refuses to promote his sub-lieutenants to Lt. Jr. until I have myself reached Sr. rank?


Sorry, just feeling a bit philosophical. It's almost lunch.
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