Ahh, fear mongering
most people aren't stupid enough to use easy passwords for their important accounts anymore. the easy passwords are usually for their unimportant accounts.
pro tip: sometimes people use 1 really secure password for every account they have, because they can only memorize 1 long password.
Instead, use the secure password for you important account(s), for the rest just use your user name as your password.
I usually use ***** as my username, and ***** as my password for porn sites.
also, use biometric security if possible