This hyar's a hillbilly joke. If'n any of y'all are offended...well, I don't think anybody who'd be offended could actually read, so who cares?
Luke and Rufus meet each other on a bridge. Noticing the bag in Luke's hand, Rufus asks "Hey, Luke, watcha got in t' bag?"
Luke answers "Some baby pigs."
Rufus: "How many?"
Luke: "I tell ya what. If you can guess, I'll give ya both of 'em."
Rufus thinks for a minute and asks "Five?"
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