Happy Birthday Spike 88
Hmmm, Biggle's, he's viking right? Here's a Viking Birthday Dirge for you! Sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen"
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep
May the women wail and weep
kill them all, but save the sheep
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
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