[Growler]

I'm starting a new party.

We're not the Tea Party, or the Coffee party.

We're the Keg Party. We're for people who are tired of the useless words of the political machine and are instead for the betterment of the entire nation through Beer.

Our agenda: Improve domestic beer quality to the levels of good European beers, and thus regain stature and credibility for America on the world stage. Meanwhile, the national debt will improve as American beers, fueled by American ingenuity and know-how, gain acceptance and become a desired commodity in leading hospitality establishments the world over. Peace through superior hops. Opposition party leaders will be known as "Beer Hall Putz" our national fraternity will be "I Tappa Keg" and our national slogan will be, "I'd tap that!"

Currently, our party consists of myself, financial officer Bea Sotted, publicist N.E. Briated, and legal team Stan & Ken Dronk. New members are welcome, just bring the beer and let's get this party started!