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Originally Posted by privateer
Euuuuu!!
Now I'm completely shaken'!
I think I know what the definition of reslut is now.
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To be fair it was really only one dude that didn't live up to the terms of the implied contract... there was just a whole lot of not living up to it (among other things) before I decided enough was enough. In fact I'm not even gonna add up all those nickels I missed out on, because the total would be far too depressing.
But it's okay, I iz much smarter now. S-M-R-T, smart! And at least I didn't marry the guy. So there's that.
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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
"Okay, I'll agree to number one, but number two is right out. Well, If you'll agree to try this, then I'll agree not to file suit if I don't like number four. Oh, and we have to be done by two-thirty, so I can get home in time to feed my cat. Okay, initial here and sign here."
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Well, aren't you a sweet-talking devil. I think you better dial down the romance a bit, I feel a swoon coming on.
That said, please notice the underlined, italicized, and bold-face section of the aforementioned document that stipulates absolutely NO AIR BASS PLAYING otherwise the whole deal is off.
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Originally Posted by Tchocky
Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because it's most important. There's the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part. How do you like that, that's pretty neat eh?
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Pretty neat, although I think the sanity clause is going to put us all out of the running.
(Now if that's not a setup for a great comeback, I don't know what is. Aaaaand you're welcome.)