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Old 11-30-10, 09:11 AM   #7
Hottentot
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Unfortunately my drinking is disturbed again as the elections come. Again I asked some people to play my opponents, but apparently I overdid it a little. This is actually serious. The people could vote wrong!



Well, they don't know what is the best for them anyway. So I help them a little...






Better.






But of course I get yet another complaint. Sheesh, it's just a game, don't take it so seriously. Why is it anyway that everytime people come to me, they complain? Chill! Drink booze or something. And what is this "liberty" you speak of?






However, I realize that not everyone has yet understood how amazing I am. Therefore I make a camp for the people who like me, so we can all hang around happily. I call it "I have a big gun and you don't" policy. It's very simple, really. I am still very benevolent person to my people. To prove that, I also build some nice houses to my generals, because they are really awesome supporters of me.






See? Really nice. The name is ironic. I have a great sense of humor, you know.






According to the red graph, my election winning party wasn't as awesome as last time. Well duh! How can I throw a party, when my dumb workers carry all the booze to those capitalist ships?






OK, enough chit-chat. Time to put my greatest and latest invention, the electricity to use. This big building is what I call a "TV-Station".






As you can see, I make personally sure people get what they pay for.






Meanwhile on the international front: our war against the monkeys is going well. The little buggers have mostly fortified into the eastern part of the island. But the ultimate victory shall be ours!


The first 20 glorious years with me as your El Presidente have been very...glorious. I wish to thank me, myself and I for being such a great support and overall good chaps to rule the island with. The future shall be bright and bring us many great things, especially with this electricity thingy.
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