Thanks for the feedback
. I might do a few of these, if people like them. Then, like usual, I probably get tired of Tropico repeating itself even more than I do and bury it for another few months. But maybe then some other game shows potential for something similar. Writing this is fun.
Ahem. Onwards. After the wild election winning party...
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PART 3: PROGRESS
Speaking of parties, why isn't "El Presidente's Booze Avenue" ready yet? It has been under construction for years, damn it! Can't you people see priority order in things?!
Oh well. While I wait, I decide to go outside innu...incage...inquu...I put El Presidente Numero 134's official "Definitely Not The El Presidente You Are Looking For" mask on and go outside to ask people what they think about me.
And not surprisingly right outside my porch I find a fundie. And not surprisingly she is complaining. What do you mean you don't have a church?! I just gave you one! Come, I'll show you!
Hmm. It appears my El Presidentism For Dummies forgot to tell me that to have a functioning church, I also need to purchase some priests to preach in there. Why weren't they included in the package, I'm just asking? Haven't you ever heard of those little figures that you collect and try to get a whole set? I thought this was the same. Some customer service...
Then to other problems. I'm sick of these illegal immigrants that keep moving to my island. Every other person here is John or Judy these days. So I build an immigration office and tell them that only smart and educated immigrants are welcome. That should effectively keep them out.
Hooray! Cigar factory is finally ready! Down with the American oppression!
But guess what this place really needs. Like, really really. Like really really really with extra cream and cherry on the top?
BOOZE FACTORY! I also told them to build a personal suite in there for me. I'm packing my stuff as we speak. I think I'll give my old house to those silly people living in cardboard boxes.
After that I build a college. I don't know what I need it for, but I like that funny little tower on the left. And it cost a lot, so I had to pay some extra Swiss Bank Account taxes for it too.
A short while after that my close advisor told me that Tropico is a fine island, but it doesn't yet have a magical invention called electricity. I asked what we need it for and he told me that people would like to enjoy things such as television, movies, radio and other that kind of stuff. I thought it was ridiculous. What do they need those things for when they can simply come and listen to me give them speeches?
I sacked that advisor because of an unrelated case of him spelling Bourbon wrong on his official announcement on behalf of me. Then I invented electricity and decided that we need something like that on Tropico too. So I build a coal fueled electricity plant.
I'm currently planning marvelous things like you haven't ever seen of. Like a box that speaks and a picture that lives and another box where a funny small man lives and tells you next day's weather. Imagine that!
However, my little coal plant also earns me a new friend. Susana de la Concha comes complaining that the environment is horrible and demands me to do something about it. I look out of the window and agree with her. There is indeed something missing.
Yes, we definitely need more statues of me around here. Thanks for the heads up, Susana.
This nonsense again?! I thought it was just a joke for the first time. Sigh. Fine, we'll have your funny little election game. I'm not really sure what those shiny graphs on the right mean, but they can't be too important. Now back to the important business...
Namely booze. My fine booze factory has made some very tasty rum from the sugar I told my people to grow...
But for some reason those dumb stuff carrying people who always complain about their low wages have brought the boxes to completely wrong address!! And they wonder why I don't appreciate their work. Now I have to come up with a master plan to bring the rum to the correct place.
Hey! What are you doing with my booze?!
No, not there! No! Bad dockworker person, no! NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!
You idiots! You imbeciles! You traitors! Enemies of the people!! I would imprison you if I could afford a prison! I will...I will...I...I...
...Ooo, money...Okay, I'll imprison you once I have spent this money on the booze you just sold away. Off you go.