Refuse to allow her in the room while you are playing, citing the longheld belief that a woman on board your boat will anger the sea gods. Unless the sea is already angry, in which case you should demand that she only enter the room if completely naked.
I would also suggest that you refuse to bathe, shave, or change your underwear for the duration of your patrol. I think this will add the kind of hardcore immersion you're looking for and show her just how seriously you take your subsimming.
As an added bonus, by the time you get back to base she will probably have run off with a flashy and much better-smelling fighter pilot. Realism!
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