I'll translates:
Dear snoogums (Reece?),
Great news, I found out the medical tests were negative, but I still have a rash. The priest said he had no problems with "your condition", but you may want to pay him some extra money for the marrage endorsement, as the church usually dosn't approve of such actions. My parents are still pretty upset, but as long as you pay child support, my father won't kill you. All the best.
Your luv wallaby.
