Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

let me know when they swoop a probe down that comes back saying they have found a planet that meets the following criteria:

21% Oxygen
79% Nitrogen
1% misc other gasses

30.00 " HG air pressure

65-100 degrees F

51 inches annual rainfall

40-90% Relative Humidity

soil composition is mostly tropical and subtropical beach, with abundant fruit and fresh water

native life forms are desperate humanoid women who have spent millions of years perfecting the art of brewing beer, preparing seafood and distilling liquor solely based on the religious concept that a "Bearded Man God" would one day descend from heaven in a metal egg to bring forth a sexual Renaissance thereby saving their existence for all time...







until then, I'll hold off on my excitement.