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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike
I have my own way of protecting against psychopaths, I encourage everyone here to use it as well...
Step 1: Realize that anyone you encounter in your daily life maybe a psychopath and can or will do you harm... this could be a neighbor, a friend, co-worker, family member, person on TV, or a complete stranger.
Step 2: Kill them immediately.
Step 3: To prevent other psychopaths from knowing you are on to them; hide the body. Your basement, garage or the woods are good locations. Cut up the body to make it harder to find or to hide it in different locations. The fool proof way to hide a body is to eat it and grind up the bones in to dust.
Step 4: Repeat until you encounter no further psychopaths.
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Originally Posted by Castout
1. So how would you get laid
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Between steps 2 and 3.
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Originally Posted by Castout
2. Wouldn't that make you one?
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Only if you get caught.
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Originally Posted by Castout
3. Too much work
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You have to do it, so you don't get caught, and become one. Then you don't get laid!
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Originally Posted by Castout
4. Repeat 1-3
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Ad infinitum
