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Originally Posted by Schöneboom
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
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...That started from a Gallic port
Aboard a tiny ship.
The mates were mighty sailin' men
The skipper brave and sure
But the IWO was named Bernard -
A disease that has no cure
A disease that has no cure
The Tommies started playing rough
A load of bombs they tossed
They missed Bernard - now that's a shame
The u-boat could be lost
The u-boat could be lost
The ship's aground on the shore of this
Uncharted tropic isle
With young Bernard
The skipper too
His forty thieves
And hoochie girls
The skipper said
"My tea co-zees, if you please -
I'll call this Balz's Isle."
So this is the tale of our castaways
They're here 'til who knows when
They'll have to wait 'til Brag shows up
To bring things to an end
The sailors and their skipper too
Will do their very best
To lose Bernard in the jungle there
Right near a hornet's nest
No food, no schnapps, no Frau Kaleun
Poor Balzie has a sad
But if they could just shake Bernard
It wouldn't be too bad
So join us here on Subsim, friends
You're sure to get a smile
From our hoochie woochie castaways
Here on Balz's Isle!