So to get this to work, I need to shove my cell phone up my date's ....... uh no I don't think that is right.
So my date would have this chip that she would pull out of her..... no that's not much better.
Either one of us have a chip and we just whip it out and pee on it? What if my aim aint that good? Do I really want to know how good the aim of my date is???

What if her aim is better than mine?
And what pray tell does one do with the pissy chip when you are done?
Man, I never knew dating was so complicated.