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Originally Posted by Platapus
Well then you are right, Microsoft probably already has your passwords and stuff.  |
Wait, they probably have subliminal messaging in mine sweeper! they have already taken control of my brainsssss
Linux is like your wife, Windows is like a prostitute, Mac is like you sister
Linux is free, Windows is expensive, You can't get mac, you have it, or you don't
Linux and mac are not fun, Windows is fun!
Linux could be fun with alcohol!(wine, the windows emulator for linux) Windows could be funner with some "toys", Mac is fun is you turn it into windows.
You could modify Linux(just like how you could persuade you wife to get plastic surgery), windows is good enough without modifications, and you can't do s*** to mac(how would your parents react if you bought you sister plastic surgery?)
I'm married to linux, but i cheat a lot