[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

In related news, recent studies have found that being a member of a British nanny-state that has absolutely no business poking its nose into the affairs of its citizenry and other nations can lead to a drastic decline in colonies, world standing, and navies. More on this later.

Another report, forwarded to us by associates in the US media, indicates that legalization of alcohol is about nine-thousand times less likely to result in in a futile, 52 billion dollar per year DEA campaign to eradicate illegal substance abuse. A DEA spokesman had this to say; "We are dedicated to the impossible task of keeping people from buying crap they want to buy because our jobs are on the line and we're pretty good at making up a bunch of BS to make it seem like we're helping them. Some say that the war on drugs is a futile effort and that we're doing more harm than good, but that won't stop us from pretending to be vigilant and sanctimonious agents in this war on drugs. Besides that, our efforts against drugs have permanently silenced over 16,000 drug traffickers and buyers this year, and imprisoned another 50 thousand at taxpayer expense. If that isn't progress, I don't know what is."

The Bureau of Duping Idiots Out of Their Hard-Earned Wages by Taking Advantage of Their Morality declined to comment.

Get in there James

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Plus a nice one I got off my mate TarJak in Texas