[UnderseaLcpl]

Disgraceful and disgusting are terms far too kind for the indescribably revolting slime stuck to the bootheel of humanity that perpetrated this crime. I'd like nothing more than to meet this bastard and feed him his own testicles, but the thought of him coming face-to-face with our gracious justice system and seeing firsthand the ignominious disgrace that he is when compared to the civilized and humane world, it makes me smile.

Of course, the world doesn't work like that, and this asswipe will probably suffer no consequences at all. Even if he did, he's not likely to appreciate his situation or devote one second of introspection towards his conduct.

I hope I run into this stain upon humanity one day so I can stuff his gonads down his throat. I'm just dreaming and boasting, but in the unlikely event that it happens, would any of you care to lend me some hot sauce or chili peppers so that I can make the experience particularly unpleasant? I can't stand the stuff myself, so I don't keep any about the house.