An email exchange between a local official and a man attempting to get a fine waived. Apparently the city requires trash bins to be secured to avoid attracting bears. Offenders are fined $75. How does he wriggle his way out of it? Read on.
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Also, as per your instructions to report bear sightings immediately, I have attached a photograph taken outside my premises a few minutes ago. I apologise for the quality but was fearful of getting too close due to the fact bears constrict and consume their prey whole, taking several days to fully digest. As I have a short attention span and would prefer a quick death such as removing my helmet in space, I request you send assistance immediately.
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