It's been done before, but when someone requested it I couldn't find one anywhere.
So here is a new version of the mod that gets rid of "Jawhol, Herr Kaleun!"
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/down...o=file&id=2861
Why? Because it wasn't really the way they did things, especially not before shouting "ALARM!" But mostly some of us are just tired of hearing it. If you're using DBSM you don't need this, as it's already gone from there.