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Originally Posted by razark
But then, why would he be on the airplane? He just punches the earth, and lets it spin beneath him until he's where he wants to be.
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Originally Posted by krashkart
I heard that he levitates on a cushion of transcendental awesomeness that instantly transports him anywhere with just a thought.  |
You're both wrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places around the world.
Places around the world travel to Chuck Norris.