Could you imagine it? Submerged and under imminent depth charging:
SONAR: Contact now steady, bearing 1-3-5. Getting louder! He's making his approach!
Captain: Ahead two thirds. Make your depth 1-9-0 meters.
Diving officer: It might be better if we just bottomed the boat.
Captain: 1-9-0 meters.
IWO: No, we need to go silent!
2WO: And turn into the ship's path.
Helmsman: You mean
perpendicular to the path. I'm turning now.
Captain: I didn't order that!
2WO: No, I mean
into the path, noob!
Chief: Go to flank. We need to get out of the path.
Helmsman: No way. I agree with the IWO. Going silent.
Captain: What? I said two-thirds!
Diving officer: I think we should still bottom the boat.
SONAR: Splashes! Here come the charges!
IWO: Rig for silent!
Chief: No! Ahead flank!
Seaman, 3rd class: surfiss and uze deckgun lolz
Captain: Shut up.
Torpedo room (through voicepipe): We've all been talking it over and think that you should turn to present a smaller target profile.
2WO: Dude, that's what I've been saying!
Torpedo room (again, through voicepipe): No, you were saying something else, spazz.
Captain: Shut up!!! Why aren't we diving?!?!?!
Planesman: Sorry. I was checking Facebook. What's going on now?
*Explosions* *Flooding* *Sinking* *Darkness*
Cook: Captain, wanna try my soup?